...my head on the ceiling when my feet hit the ground And then the big dumb blonde in the gold fish bowl cried Ella's in the band but she's got no soul My friend John was a serious one Buttoned up the back and a job half done Lazy old boy when the good girls turn His teeth get itchy and his rubb...

...he always understands Even when it don't make sense Even though she is a blonde I'm the one that feels so dumb Mandy always laughs when I act stupid I am unaware that I'm a nuisance With her it's never wasted time Mandy always knows exactly what I'm Thinking and she's always on my mind And ...

...erves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!) Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was stil...

...t [Eminem] I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stoped usin.was into bosse and alternative music....