...hey'd gather round, and play it on their turntables But these days, their records are worthless Cause DJs scratch the records on purpose So, let's put this in a perspective In the present day in which we live It's all the same with all the kids No one knows what vinyl is Cause they just bur...

...nly one of me Single-handedly raising the economy Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me Press be asking do I care for sodomy I don't know, yeah, probably I've been looking for serial monogamy Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly But for now I'm down for ornithology Grab y...

...re iron I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. Lettin the record skip.. I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion Some bitch asked for my autograph I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and ...

...en it or else it will Translate your documents into Swahili Make your TV record "Gigli" Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling (Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-...

...ou [Swifty] I remain fatter than gluttony Taping bombs to the back of record companies Blow them up if they aint want me The National Guard, they scared to hunt me I love beef; I got you hoes duckin me A drug thief, bitch Ill take your marijuana These slugs with keep your ass away from my ...

...ou [Swifty] I remain fatter than gluttony Taping bombs to the back of record companies Blow them up if they ain't want me The National Guard, they scared to hunt me I love beef; I got you hoes duckin me A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana These slugs with keep your ass away from m...

...e Mini-You's Runnin' around your backyard swimmin' pools Over 80 million records sold And I ain't had to do it with 10 or 11 year olds Chorus (2x) 'Cuz what you say is what you say Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it...