*people clapping* Yo whassup everybody this is Mariah Davis Mad Wednesday's we here tonight to have a good time ("Yo! Start the show! Start the show!") Wait a minute; I see my man over there Jay Z Jay Z Dam Deass let me hear that lil' tape of yours and it's fat Why don't you come up here a...

...es Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous That Cani...

...eling was obsessed with his bestfriend His bestfriend's a playa that's the reason he's pissed Plus he treat her like she don't even exist He ain't tryna hate on his man but there was no help in it Wrote the girl a letter told her how he felt in it She was shocked at first for him revealin the truth ...

...illa Ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folg...

...nd, You're the only one I can fuck without a condom on, I hope, the only reason that I cope, Is cuz of that fact, And plus I can bust in that, And that's why... I could never understand it, That's why I don't try, From junior high until we both die, It's silly ho why must we try, Is it rea...

...ever fall I'm being hated by the seasons So fuck ya'll who hatin' for no reason (Hey Mr. Carter) I am him! (Tell me where have you been?) Around the world and I'm back again! (Cause they've been asking, they've been searching) Who's been askin' 'bout me? They've been wondering why?) Incase ya ...

...antaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Sha...

...g' on your balls Lighting up drugs Always fighting' in the club I'm the reason they made the dress code They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my French clothes Dress as I suppose, from my neck to my toes Neck full of gold, but gets in my Rolls Wreck shows, collect those, extra O's Buy an E...

... I blew up. It makes you sick to ya stomach, doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma? So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma? But guess what, yer gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely. An' Nathan's getting' up so quick, he's gonna know that ...

... when we was teenagers But then of course everything always happens for a reason I guess it was never meant to be But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be...

... you killed, if you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it, being reasonable will leave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it, till it's empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze... [CHORUS] I'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up s...

...es Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous That Cani...

...cantelopes but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes.............. I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady all you other Slim...

...ame, I ain't have a dime So I look at my friends with envy Like for some reason them getting gifts would offend me Like they home was perfect, mine felt empty They say that it's the thought that counts, I had plenty Like why on thanksgiving my family would never visit? Even when they did it al...

...ow I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, ma? So you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma? But guess what, you're getting older now and it's cold when you're lonely And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that yo...

...ow I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, ma? So you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma? But guess what, you're getting older now and it's cold when you're lonely And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that yo...

...nd, You're the only one I can fuck without a condom on, I hope, the only reason that I cope, Is cuz of that fact, And plus I can bust in that, And that's why... [Chorus] The more you, put me through, The more it makes me wanna come back to you, You say you hate me, I just love you more,...

...nd, You're the only one I can fuck without a condom on, I hope, the only reason that I cope, Is cuz of that fact, And plus I can bust in that, And that's why... [Chorus] The more you, put me through, The more it makes me wanna come back to you, You say you hate me, I just love you more,...

[Jay Z has a conversation with some cat] Hah hah hah hah yeah yeah What it is player? You player it's all about you How you gon' say that man If I had your hand I'd turn mine in Far as I'm concerned if I had your hand I cut mines off Hah man you know man I'm just dealin that hoe money ...