... look at my daughters face Mommy something is wrong with dad I thank Hes acting weird again he's really beginnings to scare me Wont shave his beard again and he pretends that he doesn't hear me And all he does eat dorritos and cheetos and he just Fell asleep in his car eating three muskateers i...

...n' like a firecracker, hits you like a linebacker Don't forget the grind factor, I am a grinder And here's a reminder, ain't no tellin' where they find ya Now what this got to do with the price of tea in China? Nothin' mothafucka just don't act like a vagina You won't catch the rath of this har...

...ypical manure, moving past that Mister kiss-his-ass-crack, he’s a class-act Rubber-band man, yeah, he just snaps back Chorus: Come along, follow me, as I lead through the darkness As I provide just enough spark that we need to proceed Carry on, give me hope, give me strength Come with me,...

... Causin hospital accidents God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again [Chorus] For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past But the rest of you assholes c...

...e out why you changed what's on your mind But it seems recently that.. Y'acting like it don't matter Come out like Tinchy Stryder Maybe I should just move on And i'd be so better off on my own I could be sleepin out Checking out other ladies at this party All loud, we don't ever wanna be lea...

...m Marcy, and Marcy don't raise no rats You know the consequences of your acts, you can't be serious Chorus Verse Three: Jay-Z The lawyer I retained you said you leakin some things All this after a week in the bang I'm mad at myself cause I didn't spot the weak and lame I woulda b...

... ass away from my corner I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas You can act a fool if you wanna (bitch) Its this lyrical piranha Strapped with a grenade, in the pool with your mama Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom Twist nothin up like a condom Slap it if you fuckers got a...

...rin' now is a paranormal vibe House on the hill house on the beach nigga facts A condo in Compton I'm still in reach nigga facts I'm fresh out the water I'm 'bout to breach nigga The five foot giant woke up out of his sleep nigga Oh yeah oh yeah more cars more leers More bars no peers no scars...

... I'm Clever when I put together every verse My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm an addict I rap like I'm addicted to smack, Like I'm Kim Mathers But I don't wanna go forth and back in constant battles The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers So this is like a full b...

... ass away from my corner I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas You can act a fool if you wanna (bitch) It's this lyrical piranha Strapped with a grenade, in the pool with your mama Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom Twist nothin up like a condom Slap it if you fuckers got ...

...ith that Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap, This is crazy the way we act When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops Swift There ain't no getting rid of McVeigh If so you woulda tried The only way I'm leavin this bitch is suicide I have died clinically, arrived back a...

... underground just spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been ...

... (I can take home) She can be 18 (18) wit an attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude But as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on (Know that it's on) I peep something comin towards me on the dance floor Sexy and real slow (hey) Sayin she was peepin and I dig the las...

...y!) Feelin' is in this shit That's right I'm in this bitch Ya'll niggas acting like Young ain't never did this shit Nigga, 500 grams, rock solid, no shake (shake) Call them thangs Chappelles, he wants his other half baked (Wooh!) You know I like to scramble mine, Waffle House style Or leave '...

...t gloss on my lips, a man on my hips Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans acting up, drink in my cup I could care less what you think I need no permission, did I mention Dont pay him any attention Cuz you had your turn But now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me Cuz if you l...

...t gloss on my lips, a man on my hips Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans acting up, drink in my cup I could care less what you think I need no permission, did I mention Dont pay him any attention Cuz you had your turn But now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me Cuz if you l...

...eres the thrill in a hunt thers no fun in that here i come wit axe Once i act like lumberjack when im hackin him up with that What was that dial 911 someone is comin in from the back Soon as my flow starts I can pose all like the coast of Mozart Even tho they all say that they're real I know...

...m would turn you into a maniac, All the way in Hollywood and I can't even act, They pull their cameras out and God damn they snap, I used to want this thing forever you can have it back, It may not mean nothing to y'all, Understand nothing was done for me, So i don't plan on stopping at all,...

... "Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? Get the whitest A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live And tha...