...ese albums like valiums It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He cou...

... fans can't wait for me to son ya Punk ass and crush your whole lil shit I'll Big Pun ya punk ass you a scared little bitch Tiptoein' around my name nigga ya lame And when I get at you homie Don't you just tell me you was just playin' Oh I was just playin' with you K-Dot c'mon You know a nigg...

... Bitches) Dre it's hot, I think he better go check on their temperatures I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages Now baby just bend over, just more of the damn bitches Give me one more time for old time's sake Dre drop that beat and scratch that break And just blow a little bit of tha...

...ta Claus If you get this letter Please don't make me wait all December I'll be counting down the days So hop on your sleigh I promise that I won't forget the milk and cookies The trees all sparkly and gold But inside I feel so cold So soon as you leave the North Pole Santa won't you ...

...y body Wanna ride it like a Harley Once or twice around the block I bet I'll have you saying 'woh woh' First stop, let me pop Drop like a helicop Pay attention on me While i show you the scenario You charming me boy Yeah boy, you’re charming me Just like this beat is gonna do on the ra...

...ke em hot I just let em stand next to me hundred percent thug Freak too I'll taste your love 69's the position Your mouth's full baby huh? My conversation's so deep I get in your head Next thing you know, you yawnin Turnin over and im in your bed I got no pick up lines I stay on the grind ...

...re the last one ends. Pick up where we left off and get smashed again. I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz. Driving around with a smashed front end Lets cash that one in. Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado The hell if I k...

... tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these. "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! "Dave! Pull up your pant...