...e how he left me like a fool, And he used a dirty garden tool, And I was just so in love with that Richard-head. So everybody sing along, ‘Cause Karma's a female dog. Oh, Karma, one day 's gonna haunt ya', And I wanna see it bite ya' right on your behind. So everybody that's been done wro...

... Woke up the kids and coaxed them out of bed Then she burnt the toast just like the day before The day she got divorced Left the kids with the girl next door Parked her car at the county court Round and round 'bout the child support he'll never pay Judge said we're gonna have to s...

...a date that's fine But he better be on time Any man of mine'll say it fits just right When last year's dress is just a little too tight And anything I do or say better be okay When I have a bad hair day And if I change my mind A million times I wanna hear him say Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like ...

... goddamn rednecks And said “Look at you boy, you must worship Satan” Just because I had the same long hair As the Jesus in all their paintings Every church just made me scared Of words like sert and faith and congregation In a world with so many answers left Why do I need so many explan...

...u know that you don't wanna hear How I′m livin' on the edge, baby So I just say "YEAH, BABY" She ain′t nothing, But she is real But why I take her through it When I still got love for you, Big love for you I wanna tell you it's over And that I ain′t thinkin' of her I wanna really mea...

...hed with fever, Embarrassed by the crowd. I felt he read my letters And he just read them out loud. I prayed that he would finish. But he just kept right on. Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words, Killing me softly with his song, Killing me softly with his song, Telling ...

...for a minute? T: - You look kinda familiar. B: - Yeah you do to, Uh, I just wanted to know do you know somebody named? Oh you know his name. T: - Oh yeah definitely I know his name. B: - Well I just want to let you that he's mine. T: - Huh.. no no he's mine! You need to give it up Had a...

...ible Black! What's this word I see Who are you and who are me Maybe I just stumbled in the dark I must have been out cold but the way the story's told They found me lying naked in the rain..yeah Let me go I've seen relegion But the light has left me blind Take me back I must have the...

...eel and says Life ain't fair And this growin up stuff man I dont know I just dont wanna let you go Yeah thats what my momma told me And just like those kids I didnt wanna listen to no one Yeah theres nothing you can do There's nothing you can say And I know how it feels when love goes away ...

...date that's fine But he better be on time Any man of mine'll say it fits just right When last year's dress is just a little too tight And anything I do or say better be okay When I have a bad hair day And if I change my mind A million times I wanna hear him say Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ...

...e one of us girl Faced with a dodo’s conundrum Ah, I felt like I could just fly But nothing’ll happen every time I try. A dual tone under wall Selfish fool and hoped you’d save us all Never dreamt of such sterile hands, You keep them folded in your lap, And raise them up to beg for scr...

...y say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Yes. I want to party, just we three. Lost, but happy at sea." So we drank all night from the keg I passed out, then awoke with one leg I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?" He said "No" and he went back to bed.... But he looked suspiciou...

...he lost his phone? (and it’s the...) Same line that I thought he told me just a week ago (must be a...) Bad sign...I can never reach him and he’s never home (well...well...) It’s time to investigate it... do it on the low. If I could be a little fly up on the wall. Then I would have a million ...

...ened to me (Another crazy story, come on AC) I was hanging at the court Just playing some ball Working on my game (Yeah, we heard it all) I heard the fans screaming I thought it was for me But then I saw a shadow It was 12 foot 3 It was Shaquile ONeal (What? What did he say?) (How bout s...

..., stray dog gets the porch every dog has it's day dog, but today dog just aint yours well i flipped her around and i kissed her and she said lets do one more and we were half way through a two step when he stepped out on the floor he jerked me back and said "im cuttin' in, girl l...

...hell of a run, Standing Ova, ayyy, And I am one of one, Can't you see just how long my I've run, My reign new lou sun shine Been a star since I was back in one time, One time give it up for him, December 4th a star was born, Clap for him, He went from moving that corner To this corner of...

...ns, so i can't, but I will be strong. For once in your life, be a man, just tell me the words, 'cause I know that you can, don't leave me with scars, that no one can heal. For once in your life - be a man. You made me love you, love you right from the start. You're controlling my heart, ...

...he would do to me Bridge: (So come on over) Let me check you out See just what you're talkin' 'bout (So come on over) Boy you turn me on Talkin' that stuff on the telephone (So come on over) You got me showin' through So I can't wait to get next to you (So come on over) Don't let it ta...

... and hollow earth Oh hell I guess I know no while I will go under to But just for now I let the spring and storm return I left my heart to the wild hunt a-comin I live until the call And I plan to be forgotten when I'm gone Yes I'll be leavin' in the fall And I will sleep out in the glade jus...