... us all My buddy, Greg lost his leg serving time in the desert Sitting drinking, thinking of things he couldn't do no more Took a while for Greg to smile, but I heard he's doing better He just won a marathon, second year in a row Oh, there's a storm that you're gone have to ride in your lif...

..., that's what I was thinking Here's some wine coolers Let's get you boys drinking We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy Then took our positions and started getting' frisky One in the front And two in the back Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap Keep pumpin' away My wife an...

...ore the dawn And I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope It's a shot in the dark and right at my throat Cause looking for heaven, for the devil in me Looking for heaven, for the devil in me ...

...minem: Second verse, it gets worst It gets no better than this Amatuers drink veteran piss From a Dixie cup, if you ever mix me up Or confuse me with a Canibus or Dre with a Dupri Will rub it in, every club your in, we'll have you Blackballed and make sure you never rap a fuckin' again Dre a...

... handin me they bracelets Chillin in the lab wasted I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick Cause I don't give a fuck i...

...e spitter, call me Re-Run Hey hey hey, I'm what's happ'nin Now to get my drink (that's right!) Shake ya ass till it stink (that's right!) Mr. Mos' on the beat (that's right!) Put it down for the streets (that's right!) [Chorus] (WHO-DI-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch Pa...

..., oh woah... And I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope It's a shot in the dark and right at my throat Cause looking for heaven, for the devil in me Looking for heaven, for the devil in me ...

... By these things that I know That nobody else knows Or maybe it's the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker But oh my God If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine ...

...my lips, a man on my hips Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans acting up, drink in my cup I could care less what you think I need no permission, did I mention Dont pay him any attention Cuz you had your turn But now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me Cuz if you liked it the...

...my lips, a man on my hips Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans acting up, drink in my cup I could care less what you think I need no permission, did I mention Dont pay him any attention Cuz you had your turn But now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me Cuz if you liked it the...

...people You'll never watch your life slide out of view And then dance and drink and screw Because there's nothing else to do Sing along with the common people Sing along and it might just get you through Laugh along with the common people Laugh along even though they're laughin' at you And ...

...et I'll tell them again and againCome on, pull up a stool now,And buy me a drinkAnd please think of me as a friend.We'll live for the weekendEach city's the sameThere's a bar on the cornerWhere they don't know your nameThere's plenty of drink,They've been saving your chairIt's our second homeWe ain'...

...ree mochachinies She says "give it to me now you can keep the receipts" Drinking one after the other Shes a trouble trouble Tossing back her hair and she just don't care Everyone wants to play her game Walking down the street shes every guys dream I hate the homecoming queen I'm pretty damn...

... lover So the bar is where I go Me and my friends at the table doing shots Drinking fast and then we talk slow You come over and start up a conversation with just me And trust me I'll give it a chance now Take my hand stop put Van The Man on the jukebox And then we start to dance and now I'm singing...

...sa-ane, back on Creatine Hypnotic and red bull, it's an incredible energy drink And It's givin' me wings, I believe I can fly While I pee on a girl, you won't catch me CSI It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake Dre get on the mic and make 'em tremble and shake Now put your smoke up in th...

...me is Bizzy, a bodygaurd for Mr. Mathers. Sit down girl. Let me get you a drink. I'ma buy you a mink, and rape you in the sink. From day one, I knew you was a hoe. I put a rubber on my toe and fucked you some mo'. Turn around, let me see your nasty ass. Put on a Jason mask while I take off you...

...e you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuc...

... This shit don’t sell, you know Im still paid So sour-puss niggas, can drink lemonade Im doin it for the love You doing it because You need that adcement to spend on them dubs I don’t need a penny, but I need many Don’t worry bout ma money boi, cause I got plenty You muthafuckas worry ...

... on the side baby, strawberry and grape jelly. You finish let me get that drink, pull the curtain from the windows, time to get up, baby let me make this bed up yeah. Today we going shopin, blowin thirty on me, make it sixty spend it like you really love me. Skip dinner and we gone rent a movi...