...n the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches I don't rap to get the women - fuck bitches Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes Never ran wi...

...er : weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world : Slim Shady! So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got o...

...t's curtains I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters Accused for every crime known through the equator They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an' I'm a black grenade that'll blow u...

...me with me to Brighton, let me releive your tention you little wench ya', murder wasn't my intention. If I wanted to kill ya' it would have already been done. Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extention cord. Ya baby do that dance Its the last dance you'll ever get...

...m Shady (Im Back) Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back [Eminem] I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better, get rid of that nine, it aint gonna help What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? Im waitin for hell like h...

... is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day We keep the mark from the tapes In a safe, locked them away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them fuckers got you on tape You swear to g...

...ntagonist faggot dick-suckin' Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya! [Chorus] Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch Where for art thou Can-i-bitch? Please tell me what happened...

...ome shit Cuz you the underdog bitch Chorus (x2) [Bugz] Bugz'll murder you In less than a word or two Bring the art of war to your door Call me Sonny Zoo Nigga don't be mad cuz your broad is a trick Always dialing 976-need-a-dick (bitch) Niggas like you I'm known to smack, s...

...im! Kon Artist: He asked for your autograph! [Swifty McVay] A mass murderer pack burners to blast further then you can get My shit be shooting threw bricks I mix anything togetha, I done guillotine a nigga Keep it heated, I pop clips with 17 or betta I'll be severin' heads, i'm in ev...

...s you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta murder to Prove that if you were half as nice Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to? Ungh, school flunky, pill junkie But look at the accolades these skills brung me Full of myself, but still hungry I bully myself 'cause ...