...ay you looking for the real, hey well this is real as it gets Hey! Hey! Ohh! Ohh! (x2) This is real as it gets Hey! Hey! Ohh! Ohh! (x2) This is real as it gets Wassup, wassup (x3) I got it Jeezy Now where the south side at, wassup, wassup Where the west coast at, put your W's up Where m...

... I know you like to rip and run the streets But I get nervous sometimes Ooh baby I can't help to think You might not make it home to eat I barely sleep Could you pick up a phone and call me at home? And let me know you ain't in some heat And don't go crying, you're grown You know I'm looking...

... (Intro dialogue by Michael Jackson and Chris Tucker) Chris Tucker: Oh man! Look at that girl, right there! Goodness gracious! That girl fine, man! Look at it, she just too fine! She know she fine too! Michael Jackson: She is banging! CT: She's off the hook! MJ: She looks good, you抮e r...

...at Visions of hot chocolatey marshmallows all so sweet With sugar plums, oh look here comes Marshall he's on your street He's placing hot smoldering charcoals beneath your feet Now walk on 'em, he's dancing with carcasses cheek to cheek Like a Thanksgiving turkey, or holiday ham Cinnamon sprin...

...eat I know the streets Girls jumping at my feet Well my brides are few Oh I see we don't defeat From your lovin girl is but a treat Mya-(Beenie Man) If you got a need for some prescriptions (Baby it's all up to your expectations) Make sure that it's with communication (Look out for you...

...eet You hear my heart beat Digga digga digga digga digga digga digga Oh lord I'm about to pass out But when the night is over I'm a be the last out Sweat pourin' in my eyes vision blurry Even though my eyes is closed a see visions of her Un besito mama en mi boca Estoy bien livin' la...

...a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah) I'm the one who burned your house down (oh) Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms ...

...at killerAnybody know a hater? Middle finger to the ceilingFeelin’ like John Gotti – can’fuck t with nobody us turn up, turn upUH, We them niggas we them niggasWe them niggas, we them niggas we them niggas, we them niggasAll the bad bitches know it all the bad bitches know itWe them niggas, we...

...ighton, I aint enlighten Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic Evaluation, fuck Jason it's Friday the nineteenth That means it's just a regular day And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly Fucking Lesbians shou...

... (So come on over) Don't let it take too long I'm ready to put it on Oh wait hold up hold up hold up Is your name Houdickie Cuz I heard you pulled a quickie Chorus First he came And then he went Right to sleep on me I could not believe Wakin' up and givin' what I need Yeah yeah Fir...

... tumbling over his breast; And he kissed it's waves in the moonlight, (Oh, sweet black waves in the moonlight!) Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight and galloped away to the west. He did not come at the dawning; he did not come at noon, And out of the tawny sunset, before the ri...

...s of wine sounds assenine Yeah i know, but i never had no problem with alcohol Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch im about to fall I miss the couch and down go like a bouncy ball Shit must of knocked me out cause i didn't feel the ground at all Wow what the fuck happened last night wh...

...ither way we both win, now that's fair Whatever I gotta do to be with you Oh Yeah You my queen, I'm your king, now that's a nice pair Can I lick it, can I stick it, can I touch it, can I grab it Baby tell me can I have it Can I rub it, can I flip it, can I hold it, can I get it Anyway I wanna ...

...uld never let a tear fall from your eyes我永远也不会让您掉眼泪 (Oh, no, no, no)(哦,不,不,不) Cause everything you are to me(您是我的一切) (Ooooh)(哦哦哦) I could never let you hurt inside(我永远也不会让您伤心) You mean so much and I`m so thankful(您对我的意义...

...t? Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isnt workin? You hear this finger? Oh its upside down Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now [Chorus] Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back) Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back) Im Back (I...

...pool They threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my bike away Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers Slappin teachers, and jackin off in ...

...r, you lose, I win 'bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here Ooh yeah, new year, next phase, begin Look who's got you goin' crazy again I'm a trend, I set one every time I'm in I go out and just come back full circle again You a fad, that means your something that we already had Bu...

...ound and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuc...

...'re causing too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a slut, ok ma Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing her Worse snortin' coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover? You're goddamn right bitch, and now it's too late I'm triple-platnum and tragedies happened in two states I inv...