...nds, and a beer. Just two normal guys, hanging out having fun, Right guy number two? Yeah, guy number one. E, to the S, to the P, to the N, Its all I watch, cause I'm the man, If my team loses, I'll be mean all night, If you tell me to relax, we'll get into a fight. Watching sports with girl...

...out waitin' Waitin'for some lover to call Dialed about a thousand numbers lately Almost rang the phone off the wall Lookin'for some hot stuff baby this evenin' I need some hot stuff baby tonight I want some hot stuff baby this evenin' Gotta have some hot stuff ...

...but like an obsession can't keep myself off it We're lost in the game no numbers no names all this anonymity turns up the heat conventional ways don't cut it these days diggin' the way that you rockin' this beat Mr Mysterious has got me so serious now I'm delirious, I try and try to just...

...METHING TO REMIND ME OF HOW IT ALL WENT WRONG DO YOU WANNA BE MORE THAN A NUMBER FORGOTTEN IN A BOOK WERE HOLDING SOMETHING SPECIAL SO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK YOURE GONNA REGRET IT WHEN YOURE LOOKING BACK ON YOUR LIFE DONT GO AWAY MAKE THE MOST OF THIS LOVE IM GIVING DONT GO AWAY BETTER TAKE ANOT...

...ll explain who i be Rank me among the greats Either 1 2 or 3, if i ain't number one Then i failed your victory Ain't in it for the fame, that dies in 10 weeks Ain't in it for the money, can't take me when you live I wanna be remembered long after you breath Long after i'm gone, long after i b...

...ong, bitch you did me so wrong You really fucked me Kim You really did a number on me Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18 That was years ago I thought we wiped the slate clean That's fucked up! (I love you!) Oh God my brain is ra...

... all my boys said I didn't have the heart to say hi I'd like to have your number you don't have ta give it now But if you diss me while they lookin I'm a never live it down Y'know what I mean, Aww damn, my name's Will Maxine. Pleasure to meet you, look here's the deal Can I sit? Thanks, now I...

...s because I’m at home I won’t be gettin’ it on And now im finding numbers In the jacket pockets Chicks call in the house Non-stop It’s getting out of control Finally I can’t take no more He finds a letter on the stairs Saying this is the end I packed my bag and left with your bes...

... a dapper Plug yer trap or it's maximum exposure The beast got family in numbers asking em for closure Aw, send em a gun an tell em clean it Then go get the nun who said her son didn't mean it She wore a filled-in thong A billabong And said, nah, fo'realla The Villain on a Gorilla jawn

...s,Are the best Red white and gold! When it's time to win we do it We're number one we proved it Let's live it up,Party down! That's what the summer's all about What time is it? Summertime is finally here Let's celebrate We wanna hear you loud and clear now School's out We can sleep as lat...

...Me No ?Like? Ima Leave It Up To You To Please Me Age Ain't Nothing But A Number You Don't Need Id For Me I'll Be Your Lover Undercover And You Aint Gotta Tell Your Mother We Alone With Eachother Because Our First Chance To Romance We Can Sneak Away And Take Trip To France With Your Friends B...

...ve to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As s...

.... I go to all the same places, not even a trace of you.. Your days are numbered at 24. And I'm getting bored waiting round for you, We're not getting any younger, and I Won't look back 'cause there's no use It's time to move forward! I feel no sympathy, You lived inside a cave! Y...

... But I'm such a good pretender I surrendered my doubts Of all the liars number one is where you made your debut But I'll teach you the truth because I've figured you out I've finally figured you out I should have been careful, instead of faithful Trying to forget and wishing we never me...

...ugly girls too Cause to me your pretty anyways baby You give me your number, I call you up you act like ur pussy dont interrupt I don't have no problem with you f**king me But I have a little problem wit you not f**king me Baby you know ima take care of you Cause you say you got my b...

...it gently And kiss it gently, and kiss it gently? How could you take her number from her when you met her in that bar? How could you offer her a drink, and then the front seat of your car And kiss her gently and kiss her gently and kiss her hard? How could you lie to me right to my face? How...

...en she says, something for the weekend She talks to a man, get his number if she can, but its okay Now she's talking to the DJ, telling him which song to play Back at the bar I'll have a vodka and a jar for me boyfriend Well he's in an indie rock band, and he's into LSD And...

...the place ablaze There's no killer rap I haven't run A past gal well I'm number 1 I play with calculus just for fun I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun Happy Days is my favorite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm flue...

...o say, Just get out my face,just leave me alone, And no you cant have me number, "why?"Because I've lost my phone. Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, and yeah, yeah... "I recognise this guy..." That's what she's thinking, As he comes over her heart ...