Down at the oasis Foreign legion's waiting With banners waving And with sabers high Ready to face the enemy Then out of the desert Rides a man on horseback The Sheik of Araby Up there on the silver screen Larger than life A hero to the end He would always win the fight I can close my eyes a...

...hing I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive Men weren't meant to ride With clouds between their knees I'm only a man in a silly red sheet Digging for kryptonite on this one way street he is Only a man in a funny red sheet Looking for special things inside of me inside of me inside me yeah.ins...

...cy There's a raging storm in a troubled sea But you're clouding my mind with celebrity There are darker times for me Behind smoke and mirrors, amputees It's a different world Now i see the deflowering of the birds and bees But you're clouding my mind with celebrity You can fight for the rig...

... used to not having you around God gave me the strength To move forward with my life I have to let it be… There's got to be Got to be (A better man) A better man (For me) For me Got to be a better man Oooh, darlin' Hear me now God give me the strength Cause I know now, baby There'...

...rphan's home A piece of paper caught his eyes And he stood to pick it up with trembling hands And as he read the childish writing The old man began to cry Cause the words burned inside him like a brand Whoever finds this , I love you Whoever finds this , I need you I even got no one to talk ...

...rphan's home A piece of paper caught his eyes And he stood to pick it up with trembling hands And as he read the childish writing The old man began to cry 'Cause the words burned inside him like a brand " 'Whoever finds this , I love you Whover finds this , I need you I even got no one to ta...

...k you We will we will rock you Buddy you are an old man poor man Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day You got mud on your face You big digrace wavin your banner all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you We will we will rock you We will we will rock ...

...a thing if you're looking at my... I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your... Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Every boy's the same Since I been in the seventh grade They been trying to get with me Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha) They always got a plan To be my one and only man Want to h...

...ime ago in the 1880's he's leatherman leatherman Leatherman (x2) Covered with leather but it wasn't tight Underneath a moon in the woods at night Making the rounds ten miles a day Once a month they'd spot him and here's what they'd say Here he comes he's a man of the land He's leatherman Smi...

...skies Banging chicks right there in the sand Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and Slammin’ shots and marry a man Jorma Who wanna do a shot? (we do) Akiva I’m gonna get fucked up (me too) Andy We came for a week, we the kings of the beach Jorma Spread water on the girls (T-s...

...'s just a mummy's boy Where's your liver? Where's your heart? What's with all your woman parts? Now it's my turn to laugh Just stick it up your fucking ass Just stick it up your fucking ass Just stick it up your fucking ass Just stick it up your fucking ass... (Instrumental) ...

... old hahaha Not long til' your a senior citizen And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen Honey your toupee is fallin' to your left side Get up and go bro! Oh wait your fossilized HA! Then you offered me a martini Walk away with your hips with in sinking Then you say, Honey wann...

... no he didn't do it for me 'Cause I don't go for all that wine and dine With the Ray Ban, fake tan, never mind I want a down home up with the sun rise man A pick-up truck driving, bull riding, strong steady hand I want the Wranglers, Stetson and all that stuff I want the real McCoy I want ...

... Hey, we're just two people trying to love Oh but how, how can we love With this wall between us, holding us back If you were a woman and I was a man Would it be so hard to understand That a heart's a heart and we do what we can If you were a woman and I was a man If you were a woman and ...

...ot to let you know So here I go Before you were my man I was chilling with this guy I knew Before you were my man Didn't know that he know you You should understand (yeah) No more circumstance(oh woah) Didn't know he was your friend Before you were my man I met him at this party Sitti...

...ving in here One hundred years of rain Such a drag This riches to rags With just myself to blame A dirty low-down shame Silly me Silly old me Somewhere outside my mind Clever you Walking me through Willing to lead the blind Just in the nick of time Who gets a second chance? Who get...

...it at me and said goodbye Up on the twenty-ninth floor I was lying there with just my brother We could hear someone ratting the locks Do you think that it might be the cops? We sucked her and sucker her dry I was Mickey Mouse. He was the Big Bad Wolf! Next thing you know I'm looking down bel...

...And smiles at the moon like he knows her He begins his quiet ascension Without anyone's steady instruction To a place of no religion He's found a path to her likeness His words are quiet like stains are On a tablecloth washed in a river Stains that are trying to cover For each other Or ...

...lways so strong Sometimes a girl Is gon' be a girl She don't wanna deal with all the drama in your world God knows I don't mean to give it to you So girl I'm sorry for the stupid things I wish I didn't do but I do Oh so sorry, oh no, oh so sorry Sometimes I wish I was smarter Wish I was a bi...