Eminem - Can I Bitch [in a high falsetto voice] Uncle Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime story? [regular voice] Here we go... Now once upon a time not long ago There was a little rapper about to blow But his album came and it was not good I think it went lead or double copper ...

...[Verse 1: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I...

... been working five part-time jobs since he started college. He was working all day yesterday. I don't see how he does it. M: Yeah... me either. He went back to his dormitory 10 p.m. I don't see how anyone can keep up this pace of life. Q: What do we learn from the conversation? 2. M: Excuse me, mada...

...in when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses I say you're all just too god damn sensitive it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither and let's clear this up too I aint got ...

...pic saying come and get this, LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face Shorty called my phone, i was busy (i was busy) cruisin in that Benz round the city (round the city) then i felt my phone buzz, i know that she like thugs, im a bad boy like diddy (take that!), then she sent the text, that re...

...ang @ www.lrcgc.com @ Yo I'm hoping out a phantom With an iced out medallion Stallions on both arms Rocs on both charms My dominican chick looking like scarface sister Red and curly and she wake me up early Cause hustlers hit the block when police change shifts New york california differe...

...nd have her sprung. Show her my anaconda and have her sprung, And put it all in her stomach and just UHH! What's up? The Dope Boys in the building. Yeah, what's up? The Dope Boys. What's up? The Dope Boys. What's up? The Dope Boys in the building. Yeah, What's up? The Dope Boys. What's up? The...

...ed People don't talk about keeping it real It's understood that they actually will And intoxicated and stimulated emcees Staring in the trees, paranoid, are gone in the breeze Watch them flee, hip-hop hits Take a walk with me and what you'll see Is a land where the sand is made up of crushed ...

...re was a little boy once upon a time Who in spite of his young age and small size knew his mind For every copper penny and clover he would find Make a wish for better days the end of hard times For no more cold feet Cold cold cold cold feet His clothes were always clean His face was al...

...ix her makeup than try and fix what's going on But the problem keeps on calling even with the cell phone gone. She told him that she believes in living bigger than she's living now But her world keeps spinning backwards And upside down. Don't say so long, and throw yourself wrong. Don't s...

...k That What I Say On Records Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life Or That I Believe In It Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That I'm Actually Gonna Do It Well Shit If You Believe That Then I'll Kill You You Know Why Cuz I'm A Criminal Criminal Yo...

...the hospital lost Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls I light a candle and place it up on the mantle Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin Bitch it's too late Cause once you're hung fr...

...knocked the priest right down to his shoes Well now Billy never actually met The preacher lying there in the room he heard himself say that must be my daddy Then he knew what he was gonna do Billy got up e nough courage to give and grabbed the first blunt thing he could find ...