...ns from the pilot While I'm on my cell with my broker getting stock tips Find a magazine and I read the hottest gossip Man who'd a thought my life would be such an interesting topic Well y'all know how it is wait hold up y'all don't Well look here y'all don't say nothing than I won't Just do...

...nsane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off Cuz I can't find a decent vain [Royce] The disaster wit dreds I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough To kill my soul after I'm dead When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter Cuz I serve ...

...ake from me Yet you stand there and question a nigga that tries hard And finds a way when you keep dealin' him fucked up cards You make mistakes like me, far as I can see I think it's a mockery whenever rich niggas win the lottery Gave us Bush twice, God I hate to be rude But you let skinny ni...

...ir in the bun of my bitch Ask Big; everytime he'd come to my crib he'd find another gun that I hid I'm ready to make this one of the, hottest summer there is Everyday like a hundred-and-six.. shit.. Chorus 2X [Jay-Z] Motherfuckers!

... most probably do? 3. W: Hi, I have a map of the campus, but I still can't find the building with the new library in it. Can you tell me how to get there? M: That's because it's an old map. Follow me, I'm going that way myself. Q: What does the man mean? 4. M: I hear a newly-invented drug can make p...

...and miles Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous Th...

... now to sleep Lie down motherf-cker, try countin' sheep And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef? Mase in your face bitch, cry now p-ssy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top Sta...

... my future was bright but now its gettin blury cuz niggas in a hurry to find me and bury me but surely God'll deliver me up out it ima fighter till the heart i'll foreva be about it ima father to my sons as it to my community look all that i done my good out weigh the negativity ey ment...

...ave a good time Eases yourself from my mind If only we could rewind And find this love girl we'd be fine Tell me W-where, where's it gone, where's it gone (Got an old school feelin' again) W-where, where's your love, where's your love (Where did we lose it all) W-where, where's it gone, whe...

...u do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these. "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talkin...

...iends wasn't real I didn't wanna listen, I swore I knew the deal Come to find out, everything you said was true Who I end up goin to for advice? You I love you, that's why you got nurses and maids Ever since I got paid, you ain't never been afraid That's granddaddy wife, she taught me how to t...

...like you just wanna just give up But you gotta search within you, try and find that inner strength And just pull that shit out of you, and get that motivation not to give up And not be a quitter no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face. Verse 1 Till I collapse I'm spillin' the...

...Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin Bitch it's too late Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters Accused for ev...

...nal {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*} With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible Its Ken Kaniff on the, internet Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed Its a, sick world we live in these days "Slim for Petes sakes put down Christopher Reeves legs!" Geez, you guys are so sens...

...t come back, too bad [Eminem] You're off the map now, radar can't even find you We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you We walk around just playin' the violin behind you Enough with all the pissin' and moanin', whinin' and bitchin' ...

...you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin Sayin 'I'm done-uh!' Come on this was [ Chorus ] supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supp...

...and miles Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous Th...

... wizzed right by my ear Damn near shot it off Thank god im alive I gotta find Denauon And where the fuck is von he usually tucks one on em Wait a minute I think I just saw Bizarre Naww I guess not What the fuck? Oh my god it was I never saw him run so fast in my life Look at him haulin ass ...

...x hits won't even get me high no more So bye for now I'm going to try to find some more 'Cause every time I go to try to leave [girl] whoa! Something keeps pullin' on my sleeve [girl] whoa! I don't wanna, but I gotta stay [girl] whoa! These drugs really got ahold of me[girl]whoa! Cause every ...