...ed in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does mor...

...er man, ever man, I used to have hood dreams, Big fame, big chains, I stuck my d-ck inside this life until that b-tch came, I went hard all fall like the ? teams, Just so I can make it rain all spring, Y'all seen my story my glory, I had raped the game young, You can call it statutory, Wh...

...saw Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like king kon...

...I was, but I'm Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows You write normal? Fuck being normal! And I just bought a new raygun from the future Ju...

...career started Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!" Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)...