... And after i got home alone, I couldn't stop drunk dialing your cellular phone. And when you don't pick up, your hang up hurts. I know i got caught with my hand up her skirt. I'm into sandals with the candle light romance, I go to itunes, to download your slow jams. Typhoon, with the Thunder ...

...Don't wanna talk about it (x 2) I was walking through the city Past a phone shop and a homeless man Was lying there looked almost dead And no one seemed to bother I ran into a rock and roll band Two or three of them, maybe four This one punk just 19 years old He gave me his persuasion ...

...went by their friendship grew Staring at the stars trading secrets on the phone When her parents were at work she would sneak him in her home He told her he was a virgin the day that they met So on his birthday he got a gift he'll never forget Females were jealous but they still calling them cute...

...ey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even ...

...t it Then you let it go See you tried to call me, but I blocked you on the phone It took a minute, but by now I'm feeling strong It almost killed me, but I'm better off alone Now you say it that you're sorry, I don't wanna know Better face the fact you had to go It might sound like I'm an unapologe...

...ve was kissing on the roofing view Of the office workers and their camera phones My heart would pump to let you know That you could take this song, if it's any good at all Hide it somewhere when your new love calls And if he asks if you hear his music playing Tell him it's the rattling of old ...

...live Now he can hear wind chimes tinkling out on the balcony And his phone beeping out a text message in the same key He checks it and it’s Jill who used to be his secretary Before they started an affair and things began to get really scary Now his wife Mary is getting weary of his ...

... over from head to toe Or the time you stayed up all night talking on the phone And you looked up and realize she's staring at the same star as you 'Cause that's what gets me sentimental (Sentimental) That's what life is all about (Yeah, Yeah) That's what gets me all emotional More than all...

...ss it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'...

...ows then you know it's on (Dig that) She gets the pager not the cellular phone (Never that) I let her know I won't be around for long (Dig that) To all you haters I got something to say (What's that?) You can eat it or throw it away (Picture that) Stop hating, wishing, waiting Anticipatin...

...idn't stank boy but yall wrong I'm pulling million dollar deals from my i-phone Ima take it 1,2 way back Like a silk wifebeater and a wavecap Or the wave pool it blew by you And I waved fool as I blew by you Hello how are u, I can buy u, but I wouldn't try u Feed u to pyru I know wat i'm doi...

...g but the trips always feel so long, And, I find myself tryna stay by the phone, 'Cause your voice always helps me when I feel so alone, But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call, But when I pick up I don't have much to say, So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up, That I...

...r realise that she's with those lads Or maybe if you'd just answered your phone and listened to your girl when she said come home That's all it would have took man, just that little bit of sense son And you wouldn't be in this predicament and you wouldn't be getting run You better run... Co...

...too much (too much) See you got me all alone Waiting right here by the phone For you to call me just to hear your voice tone I keep on wondering if you was even feeling me I keep on wondering if this was even meant to be Tell me I'ma waste ya time Boy, you showing me no sign Is it 'cause y...

... da da (da da) So very happy I never get tired Talking on the phone With you for I was At a time And as time goes by we become grown up and wise I hope we'll be Just as tight (oh) If it's supposed to be (whoa) Then we're gonna be (gonna be) No one can stop...

... Unless he want a bump on the dome Come along, rub alongside me Put your phone on silence, just breath What you’re doing is rigth, what I’m doing is wrong Only time I do right is when I’m doing a song So, expect your ex to exit the area Exterior vex, perplex by the sex What you’re dri...

... about losses I'm from Compton, where the wrong colors be cautious One phone call'll have your body dumped in marshes I stay strapped like car seats, been bangin since my lil' nigga Rob got killed for his Barkleys That's ten years, I told Pooh in ninety-five I'll kill you if you try me f...

...n the wall It's like they talkin' to me Disconnectin' your call Your phone don't even ring I gotta get out Or figure this shit out It's too close for comfort It's a thief in the night To come and grab you It can creep up inside you And consume you A disease of the mind It c...

...st don't want any liver!" Well I was gonna say something But my cell phone started to ring Now who could be callin' me? Well I checked my caller ID It was just cousin Larry Callin' for the third time today... My wife said "Let it go to voicemail." I said, "OK." "Where were we...