...ssages at Shady Records you left me The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!" The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me! So I went back and read the first fe...

...rst test is, can you get it hard Show me how good you communicate when we start Today's pop quiz, define your hot spot Wanna see how good your balance is on top Give you a A+ if you don't stop This a big test, you looking kinda shocked Either you get promoted, or you get dropped Your final ex...

...ownin the 'gnac Got the pills in my system, floatin around Everytime I start driftin, someone open they mouth Yo my ear been spit licked and freestyled in I think I'm goin def like old senile men Only one good demo out of three thousand (Yo I ain't wanna rap for you anyway, so keep talki...

... ya, but it all does You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh-t you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I outta just be honest but There once was a saying that I us...

...ya. So what, you had your poochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no reason to start wiggin and spaz out. she said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!" I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!) Would you calm down you're startin to scare me. she said " I'm twenty-six years ol...

...homie I'll be nicer to women When the aqua man drowns and the human torch starts swimming Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo so So don't compare me to them other bums over there It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah I'm bananas pus*y, cut off the grapes and grow a pair But I swear, ...

...p My niggaz hangin' out the window, mouth fulla gold teeth When the guns start poppin' wonder when it's gone cease Choppa hit you in the side and create a slow leak We can end the speculation cuz today we gone see What's the future of a pussy nigga hatin' on me I give a fuck about the FED's in...

... Twenty men, breakin' their necks she's walkin' past me WENT TO PASS AT, started to speak, voice was raspy Heard she was an angel, but sex she liked it nasty Hit her off late one night, she's lookin' tight Shorty sippin her drink to get the vibe just right Ginuwine is in the stereo finessin' t...

...rip this shit till my bone collapse [Eminem] Verse 3 Soon as a verse starts I eat at an Emcee's Heart, what is he thinkin', how Not to go against me, smart And it's absurd how people hang on every word I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve But I'll never be served, my...

...a girl Slut, Tramp, (oh, how you doin sir?) ever since i was 8, i been startin to hate i said fuck the Ho's, started eatin cheese cake scrambled eggs and steak, strawberrys and grapes damn that sounds great, hold on wait (Bizzy) ok, back to the bitches, wash the dishes after that give ...

...ned in, listenin And I'm back to doing big things A sucka lookin for me, start in yo bitch's dreams Thats why I'm 20 feet tall standing on the big screen Get dough, get green, my flow sickening, It's the King n-gga! Put me on anything still I bet I bust Put me anywhere on the map I bet I bu...

...nd just get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bi...

...ssages at Shady Records you left me The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!" The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me! So I went back and read the first fe...

...ore jaws all on the floor like pam and tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah) It's the return of the... "a.wait, no wait, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" and ...

... name greatest, Like a sprained ankle boy ain't nothing to play with, It started off local but thanks to all the haters, I know G4 pilots on a first name basis, And your city faded off to brown, Nino, She insists she got more class, we know! Swimming in the money come and find me, nemo, If i ...

...ed; cause I don't like rap anyway I'm just tryin to get my porno career started Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!" Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you c...

...toshopped I don't promote violence but when sparking the flame Blam Arms start waving like the Carlton Banks dance When them tools go pop it move whole blocks Come around wit cha dog or get Kujo shot These emcee's is lame I tryta be an emcee wit brains These niggas is M.C. Brain Yeah nice rap...

...'t want any liver!" Well I was gonna say something But my cell phone started to ring Now who could be callin' me? Well I checked my caller ID It was just cousin Larry Callin' for the third time today... My wife said "Let it go to voicemail." I said, "OK." "Where were we? Oh, ...