...t this black chick, she don't know how to act always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap she like,"listen jigga man, i don't care if you rap you better - r-e-s-p-e-c-t me" i got this french chick that love to french kiss she thinks she's bo derek, wear her hair in a twist my, cherie am...

...long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot I'll be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of your yacht But I would like an award for the best rapper to get one mic in The Source and a wardrobe I can afford Otherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a Ford And you wonder what the fuck I need more ...

... And bust open like broken water mains So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on And the pants ...

...ce have yo ass runnin mumblin to the J if you go against me dawg you makin a mistake ill split you leave u lookin like the Michael Jackson jackets wit all them zippers im the boss on this boat, you can call me Skipper the way i turn the money over you should call me Flipper you a ***...

...our eyes CAUSE I want you, I want what you got Just the thought of it is makin' me hot So baby don't stop I could have you on the bottom and you'd still be on top Just dirty little kids in a crib full of sex toys Got the walls padded from the back to the front So me and babygirl can get as lo...

...h da but you gotta gotta, Keep movin', There's more music to make, Keep makin' new shit, Produce hits to break the monotony, What's gotten into me? Drug's, rock and Hennessey, Thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies, On your knees, Got you under seige, Somebody you would give a lung to be hun-g...

... the original Cupid (Ooh boy) Whoo, just like a stick through the arrow Makin' us mate, ha, ha, ha (Ooh boy) Yeah, whoo (Ooh boy) 'Cause I'm the ladies choice And the girls get moist for the sound of the baritone voice You get that, you get that Baby, lover Sexy undercover, uh, uh Mr. Lo...

...y I tend to block out when I hear things Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!) So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz itd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puf...

...that saw you in half beleive me we run this rap shit fo shizzie make makin millions look easy every where ya turn you see me you hear me believe me for ya see my pistol in 3-D no time to call a peace treaty dial 9-1-1 cause u need de police to help you believe me i snatch the to...

...tch the candy paint change, everytime I switch lanes It feel strange now Makin a livin off my brain, instead of 'caine now I got the title from my momma put the whip in my own name now Damn shit done changed now Runnin credit checks with no shame now I feel the fame now (come on), I can't comp...

...uns me But they cant see what i can see theres a vacancy in my tummy Its makin me play hide n seek like jason im so hungry Shes naked see no privacy but i can see she wants me So vacuously i try to be but see why does she taunt me Put the drapes nd she goes rite to sleep And i creep rite thru ...