... She was stuck with a dude that was all bad news And all he ever did was give baby the blues And she was true to a nigga, do for a nigga, pop you and your whole crew for a nigga One night he came and picked her up, told her let's ride That's the same night that he watched her die They was try...

...I lost the damn Nintendo and I must- a dropped the Beanie Baby Fuck it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits Came out with a white flag hollerin' "TRUCE TRUCE!" Surrendered my weapon to cops Wasn't me! It was the gangsta rap and the peppermint Schnopps -= Eminem - Murder Murder =- ...

...ng me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end up in hos...

...m boys over there they lookin' strong tonight (Strong tonight) Just might give one the phone tonight (Phone tonight) Homey in the dickies in my zone tonight (Zone tonight) He don't know it might be on tonight (On tonight) Ooh he lookin' good and he talkin' right (Talkin' right) He the type that...

... my nuts off like jesse jackson, classy Ew, why she say that ouch Bitch, give me back my couch And that same couch cashed in Now listen to t-pain sing Like 1, 2, 3, 4 you can get up out my door 5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate 9, 10, 11, 12 you can go to hell all I care, yeah...