... Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the...

...on he got away no, said no ,no, no I don't really have a clue what he's like who's to know, but I'm sure he'll be the one of a kind, of a one that I'd really like to keep but it's all just a distant memory I talk about Mr Mysterious has got me so serious now I'm delirious, I try and try...

...g took his black monkey ass home When I hit the block, watch them scatter like roaches So don't be fake, 'cause I know what a hoe is Handle my business, no playin' 'cause I'm focused You the definition of what a fuckin' joke is When they see you comin', they play with your emotions Fuck with m...

... those bills there on the counter And tell me I'm on my own And just like every Sunday I called momma up last night And even when it's not I tell her everything's alright Before we hung up I said Hey momma, don't forget To tell my baby sister I'll see her in the fall An...

...want you thinking that I really don't care And I know that you're feeling like I'm being unfair But your love is with me everywhere When I dream I think of you, breathe I think of you All day I think of you give all my love to you and only you Swear it's true, all I do is think of you When I...

...on't want nobody else' Without you' there's no one left then' You're like Jordans on Saturday' I gotta have you and I cannot wait now' Hey! little shawty' Say..you care for me' You know..I care for you' You know...that I'll be true' You know..that i won't lie' You know..th...

... And those bills there on the counter And tell me I'm on my own And just like every Sunday I called momma up last night And even when it's not I tell her everything's alright Before we hung up I said Hey momma, don't forget To tell my baby sister I'll see her in the fall And tell mee-mal t...

...re You've given my your word and now I know I'm sure I was so messed up Like a wheel you turned around my fate When I thought you were just something up in outer space But that's not the case You're more real to me Than what they make you out to be on the TV Can ya turn me up 'Cause yo...

...om @ Sometimes it's a pair of Old faded denim, I know Is gonna fit me like a friend Or some radio song You can't help but sing along Wishing they'd spin it over and over again Could the windows down on a Sunday drive Smelling rain on a summer night Anything that brings a little more comfo...

...ind state was gregarious Various opponents whose stature was hilarious Like you Throwing fairy dust Then frowning hard on whack chorus Proof was on the scene before Nat Morris Cold as a black forest in these starving streets A garbage heap that was brought Stars could eat The nerve...

...s that You're so faithful Boy you're so dumb (dumb) Ain't goin' down like that no more Guess who's knockin' at the front door Ain't nobody you wanna see come in You should appreciate your girl And stop tryin' to push up on me Chorus I can't believe that you're so Dumb dumb dumb...

...h'll crush grapes The dancer on the lap, the ass wit no face It's shaped like an ace, say your grace before you taste it Haste makes waste, slow down or you ain't wait The bunny in the car look like an Indian squall The honey's in the jar, the money's in the bra It's funny hahaha, how dummies,...

...rl I don't want nobody else Without you, there's no one left and You're like Jordan's on Saturday I gotta have you and I cannot wait now Hey little shawty, say you care for me You know I care you You know that I'll be true You know that I won't lie You know that I would try To be your ever...

...rl I don't want nobody else Without you, there's no one left and You're like Jordan's on Saturday I gotta have you and I cannot wait now Hey little shawty, say you care for me You know I care you You know that I'll be true You know that I won't lie You know that I would try To be your ever...

...young and innocent then Do you remember How it all began It just seemed like heaven so why did it end? Do you remember Back in the fall We'd be together all day long Do you remember Us holding hands In each other's eyes we'd stare (Tell me) Do you remember the time When we fell in love ...

... My ucle jus called found out his daughter fuckin, fuckin wen dey get 14 like it ain't nuthin In da hood it's happenin 10 out of a dozen dat nigga her daddy age dat is fuckin my lil cousin Last ten years momma been workin' twice a day Grandma on a kidney machine, she done lost all the weight, ...

...e me I'll let you come save me, save me So far my life has been crazy Like a reality show But baby can you take the drama out my life Make me forget all the tears that i've cried Oh I think I better warn ya What you see ain't just what you gon' get Pieces of me aint right, they're still le...

...h me the minute she was seen she just bailed I'm standin' and swingin' on like 30 people by myself I couldn't even see the millimeter when it fell Turned around saw Gary stashin' a heater in his belt Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground I just sold 2 million records I don't need...

...ur thing. Play how you want Its Pink and Cuban Link Cause he be shinin' like a diamond ring. Now we be bringin it straight from the Bronx Drinkin dom prignon Till six in the mornin' There's a party goin on! Yeah, yo Mommas be lickin their lips Lookin as if they wanna give me a kiss Shak...