..., somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes To maybe try to help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where once I Was king...

...indow and scream "Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?" My wife says "Maybe we should park... ...We could just go eat inside." I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers So I ain't leavin' this ride..." Now a woman on a speaker box Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?" I said "Yes in...

...ollars of my student loan. That money was supposed to last me all year. W: Maybe you should start thinking twice before you spend money, like you've been told time and time again. Q: What does the woman suggest the man do? 6. W: Your stereo is too loud. The neighbors just called to complain, you kno...