...SH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop Boys So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ He won't di...

...ost spent all 9,000 dollars of my student loan. That money was supposed to last me all year. W: Maybe you should start thinking twice before you spend money, like you've been told time and time again. Q: What does the woman suggest the man do? 6. W: Your stereo is too loud. The neighbors just called...