... Eminem - Can I Bitch [in a high falsetto voice] Uncle Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime story? [regular voice] Here we go... Now once upon a time not long ago There was a little rapper about to blow But his album came and it was not good I think it went lead or double copper wood...

...e of Nyquil than i salivate Start off with the Nyquil with like I think I will just have a taste Couple of sips of that than I gradually graduate To a harder prescription drug called valium like yah thats great I go to just take one than i end up like having eight Now i need something in my sto...

...g my sparkling wine. We certainly are. Well be careful because this shit will get you fucked up! (Bitch!) I'm like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine Santana DVX make you wanna have sex I'm rich bitch, I'm having my chips Get laid all the time, by seventies chicks Won hella Grammys, ...

...e puppet dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen...

... two mill Then I sold another one Told them if you pay for three That I will front another one Told them if they give me this Then I'll record another one But if you can not give me that Ain't no sense in callin back Fuck you think they sell me for Fuck you think they find me at Damn right...

... compared to me Nobody can Fuck you like i can Or hang a few like i can Will I Be There Once You Hit The Fan Like I Can But It's All Up To You(You) All Up To You Eh All Up To You Eh It's All Up To You Eh All Up To YouEh All Up To Youuu Si manana te vas Manana te olvido Si manana me ...

... is A landscape of the lie The cracks of my skin can prove As the years will testify Say your prayers and light a fire We're going to start a war Your slogans a gun for hire It's what we waited for Hey Gloria, This is why we're on the edge The fight of our lives been drawn to This undyi...

... the two of us We can get a little closer So follow me Honestly And you will see - Yeah Maybe you should just shut up Even when it gets tough Baby 'cause this is love. And you know when push comes to shove It's gonna take the both of us Baby, this is love Baby, this is love Maybe you shou...

...w the rest Well I've got something I just got to say This vice president will make us pay We're inching closer to judgment day My name is Cheney I got no remorse.... run run run Cheney's got a gun I get my way or I get to use force - on anyone You know he's evil, he's not of this race.... ...

...u just say it Gotta Hold up, if you wanna make it Don't Stop, your faith will take you Keep on walking.., When you feel the weight on your shoulders Let it make you even stronger Remember, Live this moment Keep on aiming higher,,, Wow Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Don't let anybody get in your way Oh Oh...

...I gotta sum young niggas who love drawin stupid an 4 a stank nigga they will leak yo body fluid fo 25 huned they will get real stupid shoot at you for 30 days Niggas with dat fuckin ozzy these niggas terrorize until I tell em cool it thanks to you fuck niggas you kno I keep that fuckin to...

...ball Next time I'm pissed I'll aim my fist At the dry wall Next time There will be no next time I apologize Even though I know it's lies I'm tired of the games I just want her back I know I'm a liar If she ever tries to fucking leave again I'mma tie her to the bed And set the house on fire 在无...

... Its like this y'all It's 10% luck 20% skill 15% conncentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100%reason to remember the name Mike! he doesnt need his name up in lights he just wants to be heard whether its the beat or the mic he feels so unlike every body else, alone in spite of ...

...u got shells And my mac you can't use for iChat A guy that confused that will lie flat And my gat is on leg like thigh tap I that nigga who you dudes Some broke niggas who tryna get some youtube views Unless you wanna point blank boy ya too close Bails in pocket this is Lawyer Lou Los I'm pr...

...ke love, kiss, hug, drink, drug and fight And even when I'm wrong my girl will fuck me till I'm right. Kiss me all over, lick me head from toe Fuck, maybe when we older 'cause I already know I musta met a million girls but somthin's different bout you Can't put my finger on one thing, its every...

...ise hell Like hand in glove Me and my gun No prior violation Let thy will be done Give praise to this motherfucking white trash scum Without provocation Kill anyone Ready for action Whatever may come Go to town with a pump gun up your (cunt) AK-47, '92 Beretta Don't give a good God d...

...ey're gonna hear me when I shout [Rapping] A couple of Cocktails will sent me to jail There's a couple of cops hot on my trail But this time, when I get pulled over There's a Doberman pincher and a Pitbull in the seat These pigs 'll get bit fooling with me Quit fooling with me ...

...t They're gonna hear me when I shout [Rapping] A couple of Cocktails will sent me to jail There's a couple of cops hot on my trail But this time, when I get pulled over There's a Doberman pincher and a Pitbull in the seat These pigs 'll get bit fooling with me Quit fooling with me Bitch,...

...more comics In a pissing contest That started out with atomic bombs Mom will they drop the bomb Will they think about their children's children Be a forwardless mess and this No one to call You can't make them stall I want to feed them to each other Cause I'm sick of them all How can't y...