...d riddle, yo. I skirt the issue, cover myself with garments of fig leaves; upon it, man, I simply put some garnish on cause I hear the voices calling me a varmint, and the only way to rid 'em is to try to clean the tarnish off. Then I recalled that I had better attire. A marvelous robe drooping on a...

... feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one now once upon a time not too long ago a ***** like myself had to strong arm a hoe this is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy but a pussy havin no god damn sense, try and push me i tried to inore him and talk to the lord pray...

...me wack on an old school track [This is how we do it] Check it out! Once upon a time in '94 Montell made no money and life sure was slow All they said was 6'8" he stood And people thought the music that he made was good There lived a D.J. and Paul was his name He came up to Monty, this is wha...

... feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Now once upon a time not too long ago A ***** like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord Pray...

...ncle Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime story? Here we go... Now once upon a time not long ago There was a little rapper about to blow But his album came and it was not good I think it went lead or double copper wood So the silly little fans they were mislead By a nerdy internet computer h...

...g straight to the Wild Wild West Will Smith: Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west Mad man lost his damn mind in the west Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin'' less Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me) Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle...

... Without a penny to my name So very young and so afraid No proper shoes upon my feet Sometimes I couldn't even eat I often cried myself to sleep But still I had to keep on going Never knowing if I could take it If I would make it through the night I held on to my faith I struggled and I pr...

...ill you tell us a bedtime story? [regular voice] Here we go... Now once upon a time not long ago There was a little rapper about to blow But his album came and it was not good I think it went lead or double copper wood So the silly little fans they were mislead By a nerdy internet computer h...

...n And I don t wanna seem ungrateful or disrespect the artform I was raised upon But sometimes you gotta take a loss And have people rub it in your face before you can get made pissed off And keep pluggin , it s your only outlet And your only outfit, so you know they gonna talk about it Better find ...

...bility You've never seen heard smelled or met a real MC Who's incredible upon the same pedastal as me But yet I'm still unsigned, having a rough time Sit on the porch wit all my friends and kick dumb rhymes Go to work and serve MC's in the lunchline But when it comes crunch time, where do my ...