...e whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apoligise, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault...

Forward yesterday Makes me wanna stay What they said was real Makes me wanna steal Livin' under house Guess I'm livin', I'm a mouse All's I gots is time Got no meaning, just a rhyme Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause it likes to heal Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause I like to stea...

... you you're no cheapskate reproduction You're sure that he must be the real thing Well you're damned if you do And you're damned if you don't 'Cos your friends don't like his haircut But he wants your lovin tonight Oh seven brides might meet the seven brothers That doesn't mean th...

...thin (I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!! [Eminem] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh) I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe) like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) The ill type, I stab myself wi...

...e blackbirds, riding with they dillingers I get more in-depth if you boys really real enough This is La Familia, I'll explain later But for now, let me get back to this paper I'm a couple bands down and I'm tryna get back I gave doug a grip, I lost a flip for five stacks Yeah, I'm talking five...

... best believe in your toys out your game specially when a nigga know your real name blam blam with the blammer smile nephew your on candid camera, film at eleven dressed in something so fresh and wonderful F-N-F and S-N double O-P (Chorus)[snoop] there's a world go a-head and stair [treat ...

...ed million dollar bill kid The one you love to chill with come on keep it real kid Don't try to act like this summer at the greek You won't be bumpin the big Willie in your jeep I know y'all still feel me Really don't act silly Thought I feel off just becuase I left Philly Took a break from ...

...don't get mad if things don't go the way you planned Just understand that real love is in demand If you're ready for commitment girl just take my hand If you get lucky love will be a cruise There are so many roads Which one ya gonna choose But there's a risk ya know ya gotta take No messing, ...

...ything is so right I wish that you could know the truth, yeah My life is real so please don't get it twisted Problems the same and got to be dealt with These are the things I wish you knew, oh Always in someone's eye, so many questions why How is it to be down with me, with me Afraid to expre...

... let you get to me You should already figure imma go hard If you were as real as me You would never let another nigga step in yo yard Makin money ain't shit to me This in my veins and it gets to my heart So I am, I will , I gots to go You got another way to live you gots to go on I am gettin...

...nd sighing Sayin she didnt mean to diss me earlier,and she cryin But its real and its on, and caps is gettin peeled So I hugged her and used her body as a human sheild an (oweah) she got hit now shes yellin 'dont leave me!" I told her and the dumb bitch belived me I squeezed through the back ...

...cared You got the throne then I think I need to sit in ya chair We could really get physical here and the sky's the limit nigga I'll put the whole clique in the air baby So quit playin fore the clip spray em And have his ass M.I.A. like Nick Saban His whole shit caved in my whole clique cave m...

...) autograph (yo) "thanks for the advice" (big boy) [Ali] I keep it real dirty, dirty you know how I do (Big boy) purple in gold with the Lakers the broncos the orange in blue (Big boy) I like em floppy with ankle socks lows mids and high tops, (big boy) Which are clear so But this ti...

...ame on it Click-click I'm a sex pistol My love should be illegal Real deal, baby I'm no counterfeit Click-click Line ‘em up Knock ‘em down If looks could kill E-o-e-o My body's fully loaded And I've got more ammo Line ‘em up Knock ‘em down If looks could k...

...oulda been here to see my kids grow if I stayed quiet Took 12 years for a real nigga to break silence Easy I had to let em know U could catch me cruisin down the street in my 64 Never can say goodbye Never can say goodbye to my friends Never can say goodbye Never can say goodbye to my friends...

... this for more than a quarter century, I'm just numb Am I dreamin', is it real Someone pinch me on the buns The time has come to tie her up, gotta roll me the ladder I'd had enough of the chatter, climb up to the window, look at her then climb in and slowly shatter her brain matter and batter he...

...ll I'll get atcha, let off that blue steal I'll get atcha, nigga I'm for real I'll get atcha, you'll get your ass killed Yeah Yeah Hahahaha Ya'll niggas gotta do somethin' now man All that shoot 'em up shit ya'll be talkin' You gotta do somethin' baby I mean, I mean c'mon man everybody's l...

...asonable questions But you on some bullshit nigga, this yo' last beer (f'real) Get the fuck off my dick and tell yo' bitch to bring here ass here I kick a hoe out without givin her cabfare And leave her barefooted just for naggin in my damn ear When I'm out eatin, you fags'll interfere T...

...igned an (yo) autograph (yo) "thanks for the advice" (big boy) I keep it real dirty, dirty you know how I do (Big boy) purple in gold with the Lakers the broncos the orange in blue (Big boy) I like em floppy with ankle socks lows mids and high tops, (big boy) Which are clear so But this tims a...