...on't envy me I paid the cost to be the boss to floss this hard I can recall a year ago I almost lost this job All y'all remember is the part about me parkin the hog What about all them days I was walkin my dogs? Barkin at broads, but they never hollered back And if they did all they said...

... You spend your nights alone And he never comes home And every time you call him All you get's a busy tone I heard you found out That he's doing to you What you did to me Ain't that the way it goes You cheated girl My heart bleeds girl So it goes without saying that you left me feeling...

... Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both fake it's All these fucking voices in my head I can't take it Someone shut that f-cking baby up, 'for I shake it You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing Together makes 'em, a f-cking b...

...d I love you so much you dirty little --- I LIKE it when you smack me and call me a PUNK And for the first time in my life, I said I feel so alive My whole life has changed before my very eyes Love is in the air, you're like the answer to my prayers All I wanted was a girl that could really tak...

...me You talkin' to the sargeant Body marked up like the subway in harlem Call him, weezy f baby, please say the baby If you don't see me on the block I ain't tryna hide I blend in wit the hood, i'm camouflage Bandana tied, so mommy join my troop Now every time she hear my name she salute ...

...ms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot [Verse 1] But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a livin' and a killin' off it ...

...somebodys makin shots off Verse Three (Kuniva and Swift): I been tryna call you all day mutha fucker where you at? I'm on seven mile, what the fuck was that? Damn, somebody hit me from the back Wit they car? Wit a gat nigga and my tie flat An I just hit a pole Them niggas some hoe's Is yo...

...s we can, we got an evil plan If you can't follow me, get out the game Call for backup as soon as you hear my name! Hook: It's time to get nasty Look at me, I'm fabulously sexy Front of the line, VIP We're celebrity Chorus: You got me feeling nasty baby It's kinda hot but it'...

...s we can, we got an evil plan If you can't follow me, get out the game Call for backup as soon as you hear my name! Hook: It's time to get nasty Look at me, I'm fabulously sexy Front of the line, VIP We're celebrity Chorus: You got me feeling nasty baby It's kinda hot but it'...

...on Four: 'Know you heard this before' "Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? Get the whitest A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive Dress up like I.C.P. and have th...

...oman suggest the man do? 6. W: Your stereo is too loud. The neighbors just called to complain, you know. M: Oh, yeah? I'll turn it down when they do something about their dog which keeps me awake all night with its barking. Q: What does the man imply? 7. M: You know, every time I see you reviewing t...