...You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom, You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds, You in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh, But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing Shady why you gotta pick o...

...lejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I got the flow, I'm tryna see the roof Didn't wear a buttletproof, so I got shot and you can see the proof Blind eyes could look at me and see the truth Wonder if Stevie do? But I'ma leave it to God, not Beaver, neither you Cause I'ma murder, why I kill O and ...

... lose, long as you came with it And you can cry, ain't no shame it it It didn't work out with me an your mom But yo push come to shove You was conceived in love So if the world attacks, and you slide off track Remember one fact, I got your back Just the two of us, we can make it if we try ...

...t work with your agenda And every time I got called a chink I didn't blink I just said to myself think Jin think It's gotta be a better way to overcome the devil I promised to myself I'd never surcome to their level All I got in this world is my word a...

... ain't trippin (I just wanna please ya) Imma take a shot of Nuvo Shawty didn't you know It's going down shawty we can go kick it like Judo (You know) You know what I mean Shawty got drunk, thought it all was a dream Made her say I I-I-I Got her hand on my leg and got my seats all wet in my ...

...caught me some charges Listen, I tried to talk to her normally That shit didn't work for one second, she was on to me I tried to explain, how I ain't have a dollar to my name Pursuin' this rap shit, chasin' fame Young dude stressed in the hood like Je-sus I ain't ready for no child but she was...

...ast year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab Fucking doctor I didn't understand a damn what he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking Oh, lightning strike it might be a f...

...) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him ...

...s sittin here I get drunk and I smoke weed, whatcho' ass wanna hear? I didn't answer you clear, I met Manson this year okay? You want some yea? I'll front yo' ass a play But other than that, get the hell out my face Because you niggaz tryin to [Chorus] w/ variations [Kun] Yo Denaun...

...he woods. "oh hell might as well try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag! (huh) Chorus: [1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end] I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying ...

... [LL Cool J] I remember when you told me certain friends wasn't real I didn't wanna listen, I swore I knew the deal Come to find out, everything you said was true Who I end up goin to for advice? You I love you, that's why you got nurses and maids Ever since I got paid, you ain't never been ...

...fraud, I destroy you boy, f-ck around and blow you to Oh my god boy, you didn't go there, no you did not, I got a whole story board for you, boy your da plot, Your gettin got whether you try to avoid it or not, Apology not accepted boy, Detroit is a rock, We get to beefing, aint no telling at ...

...momma had to leave me Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it And you and Laney were to young to understand it Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it I'm just sorry you were there and had to witne...

...ry In My Business Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet If I Ever Gave A Fuck I'd Shave My Nuts Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck You Motherfuckin Chickens Ain't Brave Enough To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut Shit Half The Shit I...

...n my dick off in a bed of barbed wire (Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the flyer? Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor (Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip My DJ's in a coma f...

... who or what it was, I fucked up Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I fucked up ain't it? But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper It doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to s...

...to this 8 mile road [Chorus] [Eminem] You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it Or see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillest To be walkin this boarder line of Detroit city limits It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate Of authenticity, you've n...

...that she's screwin' me, But you gotta believe me to a degree, Cuz if you didn't I wouldn't be hittin' it, Yeah I would cuz the sex is too damn good, If I ran who would I run to, That would be this soft and warm, So it's off and on, usually more off than on, But at least we know that we share ...

...aaaaaah) It's the return of the... "a.wait, no wait, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" and Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my bassment feminist women love eminem chicka chicka chicka slim shady, "I'm sick of him, lookit him w...