...irley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick) My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise. I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days! And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget! These are my confessions Ju...

...ying to figure it out And thought I was happy but I'm having some doubts Think I found the answer and I know I must confess I'm still in love with my ex And I wasn't ready when I said that I loved you And in my heart, I know that I gotta tell you I shouldn't have gone from a situation to the n...

...he sand Boys ridin’ the surf Watchin’ us work on our tan We’re no thinking about what comes Monday We’re too busy just playing around Everybody wants a taste of the good life Everybody loves a day in the sun Everybody needs a break from the straight line Sometimes we gotta work at ...

...oler while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep. So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi. In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis. I'm having a bad...

...le lock itThen hire a taster make him check your food for poisonAnd if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy himNo blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleepTwo words about furniture: killing machines.Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health.And always wear a straight j...

...re on beam my sights are on green Hit you with nu-jitsu flow so cold you thinking the flu hit you them foes don't know We come from the dark and yet we walk in the light heroes are made and always down to ride We are born to fight we are ninja turtles Let s all unite let s fight fight let s...

...d came right back What about your family they tryna stop me They told me think about your image Ay i wish they could see that She's the realest girl i've ever been with (oh oh oh) The one you wanna show your life to (everything) The only one that understands and make you a better man Yeah i...

...mouth. Thats no reason to start wiggin and spaz out. she said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!" I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!) Would you calm down you're startin to scare me. she said " I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. I don't have any kids an...

...力量 存在世界各地 卻不是每個人都懂得珍惜 嗯 Let's Me Think About It 就這麼告訴你 Oh~ 兩個字叫相信 Trust (只有一個字耶!) 只要跟著自己的心 讓我帶你 帶你是些莫宰的東西 啊嘻! 只要天氣放晴 在這裡就能看到木星 完美的夢想地別...

...p inside of me For oh I don't know how long I don't know why But I keep thinking Something's bound to go wrong But she looks in my eyes And makes me realize And she says "Don't worry baby" Don't worry baby Don't worry baby Everything will turn out alright Don't worry baby Don't worry...

...I begin your and my life 口づさむ歌は愛 The song let you sometimes think about it 現れたその日から　追いかけた yourself 宿った恋の話し I got the best feeling I got the best feeling It couldn't be better Promise you お願いだから このままそっと　愛...

...ht? It's just too damn hot A: Yeah, this goes out to all those who didn't think you could do this W: Oh we about to rock this collab joint right here. Akshon A: Yeah W: Bless the mic Bringin it back and kickin a beat so that you shit your sheets I bring good shit to your ears and make you tap ...

...t me All the things we had and never understood At times it cuts me up thinking of you All the hope has gone wasted on you All the talks we had never did no good Oh maybe I don't need you to save me I just want you to help me cos you're keeping me up all night I'm so tired of waiting Wa...

...myself never Oh how you do me You strip me of my honor And I don't ever think I'm gonna Break free of these mind games All I'm trying to do is modify my plan 'Cause I can't contain you Gimme that strange relationship Never felt pleasure and pain like this Something so right but it feels s...

... in the form of a man I just wanna kiss yo' face Remember when I used to think There was nobody there for me It took a while for me to know Someone could really touch my soul No one can ever come between They can't take you away from me I'll always be right by your side So I can say that yo...

...} I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!) Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now? Oh - you w...

...our pity party i'd rather go have calamari and maybe a drink and yes, i think you should come with me life is long there will be pain but life goes on with every day, a brand new song but if you'd rather stay at home let me do you a favor i'll ask the sun to shine away from you today so y...

...of time I'm witch you, witch you, my baby You gotta understand All I do is think of you And I swear that I've never felt Our love could be perfect And that's what I feel for you And don't you forget that That you're more than worth it And that's what I feel for you I feel like Ali When he shook up ...

... As he kisses the lips of his misses for 24 years going on the 25th He thinks to himself this alone is a wealth Better than anything that's bought and then sold on a shelf Sometimes a dream is all that we have We have to continue to dream Once it is lost amongst our thoughts What reall...