... ma she's always on the scene god damn she's fine but she parties all the time i get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess chick she look right in that tight blue dress, she's thick she gives me extra pillows and seat back love so i had to introduce her to the mile high club now that's you...

... but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh) sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but cant, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss and that's the m...

... checked my caller ID It was just cousin Larry Callin' for the third time today... My wife said "Let it go to voicemail." I said, "OK." "Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right So what d'ya want to do?" She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?" "Yeah," I said, "Why don't...