The Darkness - Friday Night Hey you! Do you remember me I used to sit next to you at school We indulged in all the extra-curricular activites We weren't particularly cool Monday cycling Tuesday gymnastics Dancing on a Friday night I got Bridge Club on Wednesday Archery on Thu...

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The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman You are drunk and you are surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda You've broken the code Oh I've got no right to lay claim to her frame She's not my possession You cunt. Get your hands off my woman motherfucker ...

The Darkness - Holding My Own Baby, everything has fallen into place My life is so exciting now I've got my space Like a splash of water on my face Lately I'm doing what I can do to pleasure me I'm finding time to focus on my fantasies I'm satisfied in my own company I don't nee...

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The Darkness - Love is Only a Feeling The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met And I knew that to you and into your life I had to get I felt light-headed at the touch of this stranger's hand An assault my defences systematically failed to withstand 'Cos you ca...

The Darkness - Black Shuck In a town in the east The parishioners were visited upon By a curious beast And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun And a glance beckoned the immediate loss Of a cherished one It was the coming of the (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shu...

The Darkness - Givin' Up My mamma wants to know Where I'm spending all my dough Honey, all she does is nag, nag, nag But I won't apologise I'd inject into my eyes If there was nowhere else to stick my skag All I want is brown And I'm going into town Shooting up as soon as I'm ...

The Darkness - Stuck in a Rut Kiss my arse, kiss my arse goodbye Propelled by a carriage of aluminium am I No more to rot in this sty Turn my back on this shit-hole in the blink of an eye Gimme the keys You ain't gonna see me for dust The Barnby Bends ain't gonna get the better ...

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The Darkness - Growing on Me I can't get rid of you I don't know what to do I don't even know who is growing on who 'Cos everywhere I go you're there I Can't get you out of my hair I Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair I'm (being) punished for all my offences I wa...

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The Darkness - Love on the Rocks With No Ice You can't abide my showing fatigue When you come home just to relay All the events that made your heart bleed And the ones that ruined your day We're not as close As everybody thinks In the eye of the storm We keep each other warm ...

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